1 00:00:07,517 --> 00:00:08,862 Welcome to Divorce Support Circle. 2 00:00:08,965 --> 00:00:10,448 TEJ: So your best friend stole your husband, 3 00:00:10,551 --> 00:00:12,034 and now they're both living in your house. 4 00:00:12,137 --> 00:00:13,551 Karma will get them. 5 00:00:13,655 --> 00:00:15,379 But revenge, that's real. 6 00:00:15,482 --> 00:00:16,379 An eye for an eye. 7 00:00:16,482 --> 00:00:20,275 Get them out of my house. 8 00:00:22,482 --> 00:00:26,103 I get my little revenge. Shouldn't you all get yours? 9 00:00:26,206 --> 00:00:29,275 - Whose ex is up next? - ALL: To revenge! 10 00:00:29,379 --> 00:00:31,068 Tell me, Emily, how exactly did 11 00:00:31,172 --> 00:00:33,862 your little healing circle turn you into a killer? 12 00:00:37,965 --> 00:00:40,517 [dramatic music] 13 00:00:40,620 --> 00:00:42,793 ROSA: We found blood traces 3 meters away 14 00:00:42,896 --> 00:00:45,482 from where the body was recovered. 15 00:00:45,586 --> 00:00:47,793 DNA matches yours. 16 00:00:47,896 --> 00:00:49,551 As I said previously, this is voluntary 17 00:00:49,655 --> 00:00:51,517 and you're free to leave at any time. 18 00:00:51,620 --> 00:00:54,206 Do you understand? 19 00:00:54,310 --> 00:00:55,862 So tell me, Calum, how is it 20 00:00:55,965 --> 00:00:58,068 that your DNA wound up at a crime scene? 21 00:00:58,172 --> 00:01:00,689 Again. 22 00:01:00,793 --> 00:01:04,862 [rapid knocking at door] 23 00:01:04,965 --> 00:01:06,172 Calum, stop that! 24 00:01:06,275 --> 00:01:07,896 Why haven't you answered my calls? 25 00:01:08,000 --> 00:01:09,379 - You're upsetting Bella. - Do you think I'm stupid? 26 00:01:09,482 --> 00:01:10,965 Do you really want me to answer that question? 27 00:01:11,068 --> 00:01:12,655 She's not even home, she's at one of fucking 28 00:01:12,758 --> 00:01:14,758 four million after school clubs you pack her off to. 29 00:01:14,862 --> 00:01:15,758 There's nothing wrong with becoming accomplished. 30 00:01:15,862 --> 00:01:17,379 No, but there is with lying. 31 00:01:17,482 --> 00:01:19,965 I told you the talent show was a genuine mistake. 32 00:01:20,068 --> 00:01:21,586 I got it mixed up with the swimming gala. 33 00:01:21,689 --> 00:01:23,137 - I know what you're doing. - Oh, really? 34 00:01:23,241 --> 00:01:24,896 All right, what's my evil plan, Calum? 35 00:01:25,000 --> 00:01:26,448 You hate that she still loves me, 36 00:01:26,551 --> 00:01:27,862 that she enjoys hanging with me. 37 00:01:27,965 --> 00:01:29,517 Oh, Callie, that's adorable. 38 00:01:29,620 --> 00:01:31,413 - "Oh, Callie, that's adorable." - Mature. 39 00:01:31,517 --> 00:01:34,551 Look, I'm here to tell you that it's not gonna work. 40 00:01:34,655 --> 00:01:36,517 I've taken weekend shifts, so come September, 41 00:01:36,620 --> 00:01:37,931 I'll have a decent home ready for her. 42 00:01:38,034 --> 00:01:40,068 All right? 43 00:01:40,172 --> 00:01:42,862 - Oh. - Oh, what? 44 00:01:42,965 --> 00:01:46,551 Well, has your solicitor not told you? 45 00:01:46,655 --> 00:01:48,896 About what? 46 00:01:49,000 --> 00:01:51,206 Look, joint custody seemed like a good idea at first, 47 00:01:51,310 --> 00:01:53,206 but it's just not practical. 48 00:01:53,310 --> 00:01:55,482 Bella needs stability. 49 00:01:55,586 --> 00:01:58,000 One home. 50 00:01:58,103 --> 00:02:00,206 So I'm going for sole custody. 51 00:02:00,310 --> 00:02:03,482 ♪ 52 00:02:03,586 --> 00:02:05,482 [voice echoes] Teaching kids like Bella every day, 53 00:02:05,586 --> 00:02:07,172 I know what they need. 54 00:02:07,275 --> 00:02:10,172 ♪ 55 00:02:10,275 --> 00:02:13,896 I'm just doing what's best for my daughter, Calum. 56 00:02:16,448 --> 00:02:19,310 [dramatic music] 57 00:02:19,413 --> 00:02:25,413 ♪ 58 00:03:01,517 --> 00:03:04,724 [cassette player clicking, big band music plays] 59 00:03:04,827 --> 00:03:08,655 MALCOLM: Please, put your hands together! 60 00:03:08,758 --> 00:03:10,448 [laughter and applause] 61 00:03:10,551 --> 00:03:15,137 Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Trust Casino! 62 00:03:15,241 --> 00:03:17,724 - Oh, wow. - Oh, yeah! 63 00:03:17,827 --> 00:03:22,724 Now, each of you gets 20 trust tokens. 64 00:03:22,827 --> 00:03:24,137 Thank you. 65 00:03:24,241 --> 00:03:28,137 To bid on a whole range of scenarios. 66 00:03:28,241 --> 00:03:30,448 But sometimes the brain needs 67 00:03:30,551 --> 00:03:33,344 a little trick to process things. 68 00:03:33,448 --> 00:03:36,827 And that's where a little fun comes in. 69 00:03:36,931 --> 00:03:42,620 Guys, how much trust do you think you deserve from others? 70 00:03:42,724 --> 00:03:45,241 - Hmm? - Fuck it! 71 00:03:45,344 --> 00:03:48,758 None of this is gonna help! It's bullshit! 72 00:03:48,862 --> 00:03:52,034 How is any of this gonna help me keep Bella? 73 00:03:52,137 --> 00:03:53,862 Fuck you, Elvis! 74 00:03:53,965 --> 00:03:55,517 This is great, Calum! 75 00:03:55,620 --> 00:03:57,551 - Let it all out, mate! - Fuck off! 76 00:03:57,655 --> 00:03:59,448 It's all part of the process! 77 00:03:59,551 --> 00:04:01,344 [door slams closed] 78 00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:29,551 - You okay? - CALUM: Yeah. 79 00:04:36,965 --> 00:04:39,620 - I'm sorry. - Don't even think about it. 80 00:04:39,724 --> 00:04:42,000 No. I was out of order. 81 00:04:44,482 --> 00:04:48,241 It's just my ex, she's, um... 82 00:04:48,344 --> 00:04:50,862 she's turning my kid against me. 83 00:04:50,965 --> 00:04:53,310 There's nothing I can do about it. 84 00:04:53,413 --> 00:04:54,827 So messed up. 85 00:04:54,931 --> 00:04:56,724 They always try and get the kids on side 86 00:04:56,827 --> 00:04:58,620 so they don't feel like the villains. 87 00:04:58,724 --> 00:05:00,793 That what your ex did? 88 00:05:00,896 --> 00:05:03,241 We didn't have any kids. 89 00:05:06,034 --> 00:05:08,896 CALUM: She's made Bella her bestie. 90 00:05:10,689 --> 00:05:14,034 She's making me the bad guy. 91 00:05:14,137 --> 00:05:17,793 It's too much. She's just a kid. 92 00:05:17,896 --> 00:05:21,620 If you're using a child as a shield, 93 00:05:21,724 --> 00:05:24,068 you're not fighting for custody. 94 00:05:24,172 --> 00:05:25,965 You're fighting for revenge. 95 00:05:32,862 --> 00:05:37,310 Calum, I'm happy to bankroll it for ya. 96 00:05:39,310 --> 00:05:41,172 You said you don't even hate your ex. 97 00:05:41,275 --> 00:05:42,689 Fair point. 98 00:05:44,241 --> 00:05:48,275 Well, I've lost all my friends. 99 00:05:48,379 --> 00:05:51,241 None of them want me around, because I just remind them 100 00:05:51,344 --> 00:05:54,517 that marriages can end. 101 00:05:54,620 --> 00:05:57,551 Look, I really like this. 102 00:05:57,655 --> 00:06:01,103 I know all I bring to the table is money and a big mouth, but-- 103 00:06:01,206 --> 00:06:04,793 Look, I really need your help. 104 00:06:04,896 --> 00:06:09,068 I just want Bella to have both her parents. 105 00:06:09,172 --> 00:06:13,275 And if Bex gets her way, I'll barely exist in her life. 106 00:06:15,931 --> 00:06:19,413 Plus... 107 00:06:19,517 --> 00:06:22,896 she calls John Lewis "Johnny Lou Lou." 108 00:06:23,000 --> 00:06:24,482 - RITA: God, no. - That's outrageous. 109 00:06:24,586 --> 00:06:26,724 - Oh, my God. - That's disgraceful. 110 00:06:26,827 --> 00:06:29,068 Well, that's decided. Nail the bitch. 111 00:06:29,172 --> 00:06:30,551 EMILY: Game on. 112 00:06:30,655 --> 00:06:32,827 Guys, shouldn't we have 113 00:06:32,931 --> 00:06:37,103 some kind of ex selection process? 114 00:06:37,206 --> 00:06:39,965 You know, just to work out who gets to go next? 115 00:06:40,068 --> 00:06:41,379 Yeah, that's a good idea. 116 00:06:45,517 --> 00:06:48,068 Pains me to say it. 117 00:06:48,172 --> 00:06:50,827 - Kosher Kardashian's right. - Can you stop calling me that? 118 00:06:50,931 --> 00:06:52,793 We do need a fair process to decide who's next. 119 00:06:52,896 --> 00:06:58,896 ♪ 120 00:07:06,448 --> 00:07:07,862 Beer Mats of Reckoning. 121 00:07:09,655 --> 00:07:11,172 - Emily. - Okay. 122 00:07:11,275 --> 00:07:17,241 ♪ 123 00:07:27,965 --> 00:07:29,482 Calum. 124 00:07:29,586 --> 00:07:34,103 ♪ 125 00:07:34,206 --> 00:07:36,034 STEVE: Right. 126 00:07:36,137 --> 00:07:38,517 Let's get your daughter back. 127 00:07:41,206 --> 00:07:42,965 Thanks, guys. 128 00:07:43,068 --> 00:07:47,344 STEVE: Tomorrow, 10:00 a.m., we plan the shit out of this. 129 00:07:47,448 --> 00:07:48,758 [phone chimes] 130 00:07:48,862 --> 00:07:54,862 ♪ 131 00:08:13,241 --> 00:08:16,000 - Bit nippy tonight. - Feels all right. 132 00:08:16,103 --> 00:08:17,896 - Oh, well, you know best. - I'm sorry. 133 00:08:18,000 --> 00:08:20,137 Can we just... 134 00:08:20,241 --> 00:08:22,793 What happened on the roof? 135 00:08:22,896 --> 00:08:24,448 - Yeah, I mean, what was that? - I don't know. 136 00:08:24,551 --> 00:08:25,758 You ran off before we could talk. 137 00:08:25,862 --> 00:08:27,206 You should've seen your face after. 138 00:08:27,310 --> 00:08:28,620 I mean, you shouldn't have started it 139 00:08:28,724 --> 00:08:30,413 - if you didn't want to... - I started it? 140 00:08:30,517 --> 00:08:31,724 You came to see me. 141 00:08:31,827 --> 00:08:33,000 Yeah, to thank you, not kiss you. 142 00:08:33,103 --> 00:08:34,586 Oh, right. That's how it is. 143 00:08:34,689 --> 00:08:36,586 You just use men when you need a bit of comfort. 144 00:08:36,689 --> 00:08:39,689 What, am I like a hot water bottle with lips? 145 00:08:39,793 --> 00:08:41,827 - I'm sorry, what was that? - I don't know, all right? 146 00:08:41,931 --> 00:08:44,034 Just... you can't just come to somebody's work 147 00:08:44,137 --> 00:08:45,793 - like that and then... - Okay, fine. 148 00:08:45,896 --> 00:08:47,275 - Next time I won't thank you. - I'm not saying that. 149 00:08:47,379 --> 00:08:48,758 - Did I say that? - Oh, right. 150 00:08:48,862 --> 00:08:51,172 - So you do want me to kiss you? - No! Fuck no! 151 00:08:51,275 --> 00:08:52,551 - Do you want me to? - No. 152 00:08:52,655 --> 00:08:53,931 - Good. - Fuck no. 153 00:08:54,034 --> 00:08:56,000 - Good, good. - Good, that's great. 154 00:09:02,965 --> 00:09:04,206 Are we just fucked now? 155 00:09:04,310 --> 00:09:06,827 Are we just, like, damaged goods? 156 00:09:06,931 --> 00:09:08,724 I don't know. Just... 157 00:09:08,827 --> 00:09:11,551 Just grabbing moments where we can pretend that we're not. 158 00:09:13,827 --> 00:09:15,724 I don't mind pretending. 159 00:09:15,827 --> 00:09:18,724 [rock music] 160 00:09:18,827 --> 00:09:22,379 ♪ 161 00:09:22,482 --> 00:09:23,689 Whoa! 162 00:09:23,793 --> 00:09:25,000 ♪ We don't even need a plan 163 00:09:25,103 --> 00:09:26,310 ♪ Nonstop, taking off 164 00:09:26,413 --> 00:09:27,896 ♪ Cut my head, chop it off 165 00:09:28,000 --> 00:09:29,551 ♪ Heartbeat, kitchen sink 166 00:09:29,655 --> 00:09:30,862 ♪ What you thought? What you think? ♪ 167 00:09:30,965 --> 00:09:32,482 ♪ All day off my face 168 00:09:32,586 --> 00:09:34,206 ♪ Yeah, I know the perfect place ♪ 169 00:09:34,310 --> 00:09:37,172 - [Calum grunting] - [Emily breathing heavily] 170 00:09:37,275 --> 00:09:39,551 ♪ I wanna go 171 00:09:39,655 --> 00:09:40,689 CALUM: Ow! 172 00:09:40,793 --> 00:09:42,000 ♪ I wanna go 173 00:09:42,103 --> 00:09:43,275 ♪ 174 00:09:43,379 --> 00:09:44,724 ♪ I wanna go 175 00:09:46,241 --> 00:09:47,551 ♪ I wanna go 176 00:09:49,448 --> 00:09:50,517 ♪ I wanna go ♪ 177 00:09:50,620 --> 00:09:52,965 [Calum shuddering] 178 00:09:53,068 --> 00:09:56,448 [lighter flicking] 179 00:09:56,551 --> 00:09:58,931 - Can I ask you something? - Yeah. 180 00:09:59,034 --> 00:10:02,103 What the fuck is with this lighter? 181 00:10:02,206 --> 00:10:03,586 Does that annoy you? 182 00:10:03,689 --> 00:10:05,724 It annoys everyone. 183 00:10:05,827 --> 00:10:07,310 It's cheesy. 184 00:10:09,068 --> 00:10:11,965 I stopped smoking when Bella was born. 185 00:10:12,068 --> 00:10:16,379 First I just kept it around to remind me of that. 186 00:10:16,482 --> 00:10:20,793 Now that I can't see her every day... I don't know. 187 00:10:20,896 --> 00:10:25,344 Just... holding it reminds me that I'm still her dad. 188 00:10:27,896 --> 00:10:30,137 And not to do anything stupid. 189 00:10:30,241 --> 00:10:31,862 Not to do anything stupid? 190 00:10:31,965 --> 00:10:34,310 - Mm-hmm. - How's that going for you? 191 00:10:34,413 --> 00:10:36,379 Not great. [chuckles] 192 00:10:42,379 --> 00:10:45,241 So here's a mad idea. 193 00:10:45,344 --> 00:10:51,068 Would you wanna go on an actual date... 194 00:10:51,172 --> 00:10:52,413 [Emily snorts] 195 00:10:52,517 --> 00:10:53,758 With me? 196 00:10:53,862 --> 00:10:55,862 [both laugh] 197 00:10:59,275 --> 00:11:01,206 How old are you, 12? 198 00:11:05,379 --> 00:11:08,379 The thing is... 199 00:11:08,482 --> 00:11:12,103 your life's properly tragic... 200 00:11:12,206 --> 00:11:14,448 whichever angle you look at it. 201 00:11:16,000 --> 00:11:18,758 But don't worry, it's not all that bad. 202 00:11:18,862 --> 00:11:20,931 Because, um... 203 00:11:23,379 --> 00:11:25,413 You're honest. 204 00:11:25,517 --> 00:11:30,241 And... you're, um... kind. 205 00:11:30,344 --> 00:11:31,551 Keep going. 206 00:11:33,448 --> 00:11:35,931 Irritatingly funny. 207 00:11:36,034 --> 00:11:38,931 And you smell nice. 208 00:11:39,034 --> 00:11:41,000 [both chuckle] 209 00:11:44,965 --> 00:11:46,965 Is that a yes? 210 00:11:49,379 --> 00:11:50,793 Mm-hmm. 211 00:12:01,551 --> 00:12:03,724 ALEX: So why corporate law PR? 212 00:12:03,827 --> 00:12:06,103 You've not done it before. 213 00:12:06,206 --> 00:12:10,689 Well... making billionaires seem human? 214 00:12:10,793 --> 00:12:13,000 It's a noble cause. 215 00:12:16,379 --> 00:12:19,724 ALEX: Where do you see yourself in five years? 216 00:12:19,827 --> 00:12:21,965 Making better decisions than my last five years. 217 00:12:22,068 --> 00:12:24,965 [soft tense music] 218 00:12:25,068 --> 00:12:31,034 ♪ 219 00:12:34,275 --> 00:12:36,206 [tablet ticks] 220 00:12:36,310 --> 00:12:41,275 ♪ 221 00:12:43,172 --> 00:12:44,724 Fuck! 222 00:12:44,827 --> 00:12:47,241 Right, mission parameters. 223 00:12:47,344 --> 00:12:49,965 We got to get dirt on Bex before the custody hearing. 224 00:12:50,068 --> 00:12:51,689 Look, just enough to get me joint custody. 225 00:12:51,793 --> 00:12:53,482 I don't want to destroy her. 226 00:12:53,586 --> 00:12:55,172 And you're gonna have your work cut out. 227 00:12:55,275 --> 00:12:57,310 I mean, she's squeaky clean. 228 00:12:57,413 --> 00:13:00,448 I never heard her fart once. I'm not even sure she does. 229 00:13:00,551 --> 00:13:02,241 RACHEL: We could put drugs in her locker. 230 00:13:02,344 --> 00:13:04,000 I mean, they did it on Sunset Beach, 231 00:13:04,103 --> 00:13:05,793 One Tree Hill, The O.C. 232 00:13:05,896 --> 00:13:07,551 No, no, no, no drugs. Too risky. 233 00:13:07,655 --> 00:13:08,931 Besides, with the GCSEs coming up, 234 00:13:09,034 --> 00:13:10,689 she's practically living in that classroom. 235 00:13:12,517 --> 00:13:14,758 Exam time. 236 00:13:14,862 --> 00:13:19,379 Teachers are under pressure to get good results. 237 00:13:19,482 --> 00:13:24,344 Might do something stupid, like... 238 00:13:24,448 --> 00:13:26,172 get their hands on the papers early. 239 00:13:26,275 --> 00:13:28,551 Planting stolen exam papers? 240 00:13:28,655 --> 00:13:30,310 It feels a bit crap, to be honest. 241 00:13:30,413 --> 00:13:34,034 No, actually, that's good. 242 00:13:34,137 --> 00:13:36,758 Your solicitor could argue that if Bex 243 00:13:36,862 --> 00:13:39,034 is willing to lie and cheat at work, 244 00:13:39,137 --> 00:13:41,000 how can she be trusted as a parent? 245 00:13:41,103 --> 00:13:43,310 What values is she teaching Bella? 246 00:13:43,413 --> 00:13:44,689 Not so crap now. 247 00:13:44,793 --> 00:13:46,137 RITA: That could shake the ground enough 248 00:13:46,241 --> 00:13:47,655 to make joint custody realistic, no? 249 00:13:47,758 --> 00:13:49,137 All right. 250 00:13:49,241 --> 00:13:50,931 But if stealing exam papers was that easy, 251 00:13:51,034 --> 00:13:52,275 I mean, wouldn't everyone do it? 252 00:13:52,379 --> 00:13:53,862 Oh, please. They do. 253 00:13:53,965 --> 00:13:55,172 Every year. 254 00:13:55,275 --> 00:13:57,551 Teachers, students, even schools. 255 00:13:57,655 --> 00:13:59,758 Government just doesn't want you to know about it. 256 00:13:59,862 --> 00:14:02,793 - What? - Back me up here, Rita. 257 00:14:02,896 --> 00:14:05,206 Wake up, love. 258 00:14:05,310 --> 00:14:07,965 Then how do we get one of their staff out 259 00:14:08,068 --> 00:14:10,310 for a couple of days and slip one of us in? 260 00:14:10,413 --> 00:14:12,827 I'm a records clerk. 261 00:14:12,931 --> 00:14:14,344 We can sneak someone in, 262 00:14:14,448 --> 00:14:17,206 get them to put the papers in Bex's locker. 263 00:14:17,310 --> 00:14:18,758 It's easy. 264 00:14:18,862 --> 00:14:21,172 Except we don't have any papers. 265 00:14:21,275 --> 00:14:22,275 I can do it. 266 00:14:22,379 --> 00:14:24,586 [tense music] 267 00:14:24,689 --> 00:14:25,793 I know people. 268 00:14:25,896 --> 00:14:27,965 RACHEL: Yeah, okay, sure. 269 00:14:28,068 --> 00:14:31,103 'Cause hacking a school system is the exact same as, 270 00:14:31,206 --> 00:14:33,275 what, changing your mate's Netflix password? 271 00:14:33,379 --> 00:14:35,724 ♪ 272 00:14:35,827 --> 00:14:37,551 - Challenge accepted. - [knuckles cracking] 273 00:14:37,655 --> 00:14:39,344 STEVE: Rach, you'll be our operative 274 00:14:39,448 --> 00:14:41,275 - at Bex's school. - RACHEL: Copy that. 275 00:14:41,379 --> 00:14:45,793 TEJ: I'll help Rita sort out whatever I.D. you need. 276 00:14:45,896 --> 00:14:49,862 But first, we need to find the right teacher... 277 00:14:49,965 --> 00:14:52,655 and remove her. 278 00:14:52,758 --> 00:14:54,827 Abi Tofton. 279 00:14:54,931 --> 00:14:56,620 General Learning Support. 280 00:14:56,724 --> 00:14:57,724 Cat mom. 281 00:14:57,827 --> 00:14:59,448 Prosecco enthusiast. 282 00:14:59,551 --> 00:15:01,034 Competition addict. 283 00:15:01,137 --> 00:15:04,379 Loves luxury spas. Gotcha. 284 00:15:04,482 --> 00:15:06,172 - Rachel? - RACHEL: Yes? 285 00:15:06,275 --> 00:15:08,068 Are you happy to pay for an all-expenses luxury spa trip? 286 00:15:08,172 --> 00:15:10,206 - With you? - No. 287 00:15:10,310 --> 00:15:11,758 For our lucky competition winner. 288 00:15:11,862 --> 00:15:13,620 ♪ 289 00:15:13,724 --> 00:15:16,172 [phone chimes and beeps] 290 00:15:16,275 --> 00:15:19,344 ♪ 291 00:15:19,448 --> 00:15:21,689 TEJ: Rita, make it happen. 292 00:15:21,793 --> 00:15:23,517 - Rachel? - RACHEL: Yes, copy. 293 00:15:23,620 --> 00:15:26,758 You'll be Miss Lavington. Year nine supply teacher. 294 00:15:26,862 --> 00:15:28,862 - RACHEL: Copy that. - STEVE: Right, listen up. 295 00:15:28,965 --> 00:15:30,931 I'm gonna teach you how to pick a lock. 296 00:15:31,034 --> 00:15:34,689 Squeeze the tool into the tiny crevice. 297 00:15:34,793 --> 00:15:37,620 - Trying. - Feel it, Rachel. 298 00:15:37,724 --> 00:15:39,724 - Feel it. - [gasps] It clicked! 299 00:15:39,827 --> 00:15:42,586 Yes, Rachel! 300 00:15:42,689 --> 00:15:43,896 Told ya! 301 00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:45,827 Quarter turn, click it. 302 00:15:47,275 --> 00:15:49,724 St. Eadric's School. 8:00 a.m. sharp. 303 00:15:49,827 --> 00:15:51,172 Go get 'em, girl. 304 00:15:51,275 --> 00:15:53,448 RACHEL: Copy that. 305 00:15:53,551 --> 00:15:59,000 ♪ 306 00:15:59,103 --> 00:16:00,482 - [bell rings] - TEJ: Okay, Rachel, listen up. 307 00:16:00,586 --> 00:16:03,068 Checked for weakness, breach, and method. 308 00:16:03,172 --> 00:16:05,172 Sorry, I don't speak Hackanese. 309 00:16:05,275 --> 00:16:06,827 Find the orange stairs. 310 00:16:06,931 --> 00:16:08,206 They should be past the canteen. 311 00:16:08,310 --> 00:16:09,827 That will lead up to the staff room. 312 00:16:09,931 --> 00:16:11,586 You go into the staff room, go to the computer, 313 00:16:11,689 --> 00:16:13,206 type in exactly what I sent you, 314 00:16:13,310 --> 00:16:14,827 - exactly the way I sent it. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 315 00:16:14,931 --> 00:16:16,586 Okay, every letter, every symbol. 316 00:16:16,689 --> 00:16:18,344 You call up the papers. Print at break. 317 00:16:18,448 --> 00:16:20,206 Simple. 318 00:16:20,310 --> 00:16:22,724 - You sure this is gonna work? - It will work. 319 00:16:22,827 --> 00:16:24,103 If we'd printed it off-site-- red flag. 320 00:16:24,206 --> 00:16:25,482 But since it's coming from 321 00:16:25,586 --> 00:16:27,206 the school system, it should be fine. 322 00:16:27,310 --> 00:16:29,310 Remember, first floor, room 10, green door. 323 00:16:29,413 --> 00:16:31,275 Yes, I'm looking. 324 00:16:31,379 --> 00:16:32,931 Do not fuck this up. 325 00:16:33,034 --> 00:16:34,655 Yeah, well, that's easy for you to say, 326 00:16:34,758 --> 00:16:37,344 sitting behind a desk. It's me with my ass on the line. 327 00:16:37,448 --> 00:16:38,931 This has taken hours and hours of planning. 328 00:16:39,034 --> 00:16:40,413 RACHEL: Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. 329 00:16:40,517 --> 00:16:41,793 Do you understand they're counting on us? 330 00:16:41,896 --> 00:16:43,724 I found the orange stairs. 331 00:16:43,827 --> 00:16:45,310 Shame we can't find your brain. 332 00:16:45,413 --> 00:16:47,241 Fuck you, Tej. Do you know what? 333 00:16:47,344 --> 00:16:49,620 You think being smart makes people like you. 334 00:16:49,724 --> 00:16:51,655 Well, it doesn't. 'Cause underneath it all, 335 00:16:51,758 --> 00:16:54,724 you're just a sad, lonely, pathetic little worm. 336 00:16:54,827 --> 00:16:56,034 [feedback blares] 337 00:16:59,931 --> 00:17:02,241 - BEX: You okay? - [chatter over earpiece] 338 00:17:02,344 --> 00:17:04,896 TEJ: Lavington has gone rogue. I repeat. 339 00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:06,896 Lavington has gone rogue! 340 00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:09,862 Oh, that's my audio book. Thanks. 341 00:17:11,689 --> 00:17:14,448 Oh, I, uh... I love your shoes. 342 00:17:14,551 --> 00:17:17,103 I actually saw them myself last week in... 343 00:17:17,206 --> 00:17:18,862 in Johnny Lou Lou. 344 00:17:20,517 --> 00:17:22,655 - That's what I call it too. - No. 345 00:17:22,758 --> 00:17:25,448 - Yes. - You, um... 346 00:17:25,551 --> 00:17:27,275 You couldn't show me the staff room, could you? 347 00:17:27,379 --> 00:17:28,689 Oh, sure, Miss, um... 348 00:17:28,793 --> 00:17:30,551 - Miss Lavington? - Yep, supply teacher. 349 00:17:30,655 --> 00:17:32,724 - I'm Bex. - Oh, "Bex"? 350 00:17:32,827 --> 00:17:34,206 - Lovely name. - Thank you. 351 00:17:34,310 --> 00:17:35,793 Lovely name, lovely shoes. 352 00:17:35,896 --> 00:17:37,034 [both laugh] 353 00:17:37,137 --> 00:17:43,103 ♪ 354 00:17:49,620 --> 00:17:51,206 [man slurps drink] 355 00:17:55,241 --> 00:18:01,275 ♪ 356 00:18:03,344 --> 00:18:06,344 Aww. Sorry. 357 00:18:06,448 --> 00:18:12,448 ♪ 358 00:18:23,068 --> 00:18:24,275 [mouthing silently] 359 00:18:32,103 --> 00:18:34,413 Please, please, please, please... 360 00:18:34,517 --> 00:18:35,689 Come on, come on, come on. 361 00:18:35,793 --> 00:18:37,689 [computer beeps] 362 00:18:40,310 --> 00:18:41,793 [gasps] 363 00:18:47,517 --> 00:18:48,931 [computer chimes] 364 00:18:59,344 --> 00:19:01,379 [printer whirring, buzzing] 365 00:19:10,137 --> 00:19:11,793 [whispers] Come on. 366 00:19:14,793 --> 00:19:18,965 ♪ 367 00:19:19,068 --> 00:19:20,965 Miss Lavington. 368 00:19:21,068 --> 00:19:22,862 [mouthing silently] 369 00:19:26,068 --> 00:19:27,448 [printer beeps] 370 00:19:34,655 --> 00:19:36,344 ZAC: Hey, get, get to class! Get to class, quick! 371 00:19:36,448 --> 00:19:38,379 [children laughing] 372 00:19:40,758 --> 00:19:42,241 [children screaming, laughing] 373 00:19:42,344 --> 00:19:44,000 - Settle down! Settle-- - [mouthing silently] 374 00:19:44,103 --> 00:19:45,793 Settle down! 375 00:19:49,241 --> 00:19:52,137 Good morning, year nine. This is Miss Lavington. 376 00:19:52,241 --> 00:19:53,965 She'll be taking care of you today. 377 00:19:54,068 --> 00:19:55,379 Okay? Over to you. 378 00:19:55,482 --> 00:19:58,413 - Good luck. - Thank you. 379 00:19:58,517 --> 00:19:59,862 Right. Now, you're-- 380 00:19:59,965 --> 00:20:01,413 You're all doing excellent work. 381 00:20:01,517 --> 00:20:05,000 So just... keep it up. 382 00:20:05,103 --> 00:20:07,068 [children laughing] 383 00:20:09,310 --> 00:20:10,724 Okay, eyes down. Thank you. 384 00:20:10,827 --> 00:20:13,413 Actually know any maths, Miss Lavington? 385 00:20:13,517 --> 00:20:15,137 Miss, Miss! Is the linear equation 386 00:20:15,241 --> 00:20:17,551 always a function or are there exceptions? 387 00:20:17,655 --> 00:20:19,068 Okay. 388 00:20:19,172 --> 00:20:21,068 [bell rings] 389 00:20:21,172 --> 00:20:27,137 ♪ 390 00:20:35,034 --> 00:20:36,724 [chair creaks] 391 00:20:47,068 --> 00:20:48,620 [exhales] 392 00:20:56,344 --> 00:20:59,310 [doors slam in distance, children chattering] 393 00:20:59,413 --> 00:21:00,827 [lock clicks] 394 00:21:00,931 --> 00:21:06,896 ♪ 395 00:21:29,172 --> 00:21:31,137 [exhales] 396 00:21:41,034 --> 00:21:42,689 RUDGE: Miss Lavington! 397 00:21:42,793 --> 00:21:45,482 Just wanted to say thank you. 398 00:21:45,586 --> 00:21:47,379 You were a real lifesaver today. 399 00:21:47,482 --> 00:21:48,758 My pleasure. 400 00:21:48,862 --> 00:21:51,448 After Miss Tofton suddenly came down 401 00:21:51,551 --> 00:21:55,275 with acute histamine intolerance syndrome. 402 00:21:55,379 --> 00:21:57,379 Oh... hmm. 403 00:21:57,482 --> 00:21:58,793 Mm-hmm. 404 00:21:58,896 --> 00:22:01,655 - Where do you usually teach? - Me? 405 00:22:01,758 --> 00:22:04,827 Um... Walmesden High. 406 00:22:04,931 --> 00:22:07,758 Oh, really? My wife teaches there too. 407 00:22:07,862 --> 00:22:09,931 - Ah! - [chuckles] 408 00:22:10,034 --> 00:22:12,379 - Oh! - I'll tell her I saw you. 409 00:22:13,655 --> 00:22:16,103 Well, look, thanks again. 410 00:22:16,206 --> 00:22:17,896 Hope we see you back here soon. 411 00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:20,000 Thank you, Mr. Rudge. 412 00:22:20,103 --> 00:22:26,068 ♪ 413 00:22:28,379 --> 00:22:30,965 - [computer chiming] - TEJ: Steve, she pulled it off. 414 00:22:33,275 --> 00:22:36,000 Yes! Good girl. 415 00:22:37,137 --> 00:22:40,137 Miss Lavington was a star. 416 00:22:50,620 --> 00:22:52,241 [phone chimes] 417 00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:59,586 She's done it. Fuck. 418 00:22:59,689 --> 00:23:01,482 - Fuck indeed. - All the fucks. 419 00:23:01,586 --> 00:23:04,275 - Then some. - Fuck. 420 00:23:07,551 --> 00:23:12,655 Okay, so tomorrow, the head gets an anonymous tip and... 421 00:23:12,758 --> 00:23:14,586 boom. 422 00:23:14,689 --> 00:23:16,103 You really think he'll buy it 423 00:23:16,206 --> 00:23:18,482 that she actually stole the papers? 424 00:23:18,586 --> 00:23:20,344 I don't see how he wouldn't. 425 00:23:20,448 --> 00:23:22,172 Oh, my God. 426 00:23:24,689 --> 00:23:26,896 Is it weird that I'm starting to feel guilty? 427 00:23:29,827 --> 00:23:31,448 Yeah, that passes. 428 00:23:33,758 --> 00:23:35,000 Really? 429 00:23:37,862 --> 00:23:39,517 See you at 7:00. 430 00:23:46,103 --> 00:23:48,482 - Thanks for the lift. - 7:00 sharp. 431 00:24:01,172 --> 00:24:02,413 Thanks for coming. 432 00:24:02,517 --> 00:24:03,793 This homework's doing her head in. 433 00:24:03,896 --> 00:24:05,551 If she wants me here, I'll be here. 434 00:24:05,655 --> 00:24:07,896 Bella! Your dad's here! 435 00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:11,724 Come on, Mrs. Henderson needs that Tudor village by tomorrow. 436 00:24:11,827 --> 00:24:13,620 BELLA: I don't need his help! 437 00:24:13,724 --> 00:24:15,068 [door slams closed] 438 00:24:21,551 --> 00:24:23,344 You sure, darling? 439 00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:28,413 Bella never asked for me, did she? 440 00:24:28,517 --> 00:24:29,862 You just want her project to get an "A." 441 00:24:29,965 --> 00:24:31,275 - No. - Unbelievable. 442 00:24:31,379 --> 00:24:32,793 I thought it might be a nice chance-- 443 00:24:32,896 --> 00:24:33,896 It's bad enough that you mess with my head. 444 00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:35,241 Oh, please, why would I mess 445 00:24:35,344 --> 00:24:36,827 with your one remaining brain cell? 446 00:24:36,931 --> 00:24:38,413 Playing us like puppets in your wee doll's house. 447 00:24:38,517 --> 00:24:39,896 Oh, someone learned a metaphor. 448 00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:42,068 Lying to our daughter. Making her hate me. 449 00:24:42,172 --> 00:24:43,931 For Christ's sake, Calum. Of course she hates you. 450 00:24:44,034 --> 00:24:46,034 - She's 11. - You turned her against me! 451 00:24:46,137 --> 00:24:47,517 - Wanker! - Monster! 452 00:24:47,620 --> 00:24:49,965 - Do us all a favor and die! - BELLA: Stop! 453 00:24:50,068 --> 00:24:51,793 - Bella. - It's not fair! 454 00:24:51,896 --> 00:24:55,379 Why can't it be like it used to be? 455 00:24:55,482 --> 00:24:57,310 We're sorry! 456 00:25:04,896 --> 00:25:07,379 BEX: Bella, love, we're sorry, all right? 457 00:25:07,482 --> 00:25:08,655 Bella! 458 00:25:08,758 --> 00:25:11,758 [indistinct background chatter] 459 00:25:24,241 --> 00:25:26,620 [phones chiming] 460 00:25:48,344 --> 00:25:50,344 CALUM: Ahh! No, no, no, no, no, no, no! 461 00:25:50,448 --> 00:25:51,758 BELLA: Mode, mode, mode, mode. 462 00:25:51,862 --> 00:25:53,586 You said you were going first. 463 00:25:53,689 --> 00:25:55,448 It's not just the quickest one. It's as quick as you go. 464 00:25:55,551 --> 00:25:57,551 - Well, well. - No, you can't. 465 00:25:57,655 --> 00:26:00,034 Fake. Look at her. 466 00:26:00,137 --> 00:26:02,310 Kate. Mark. 467 00:26:02,413 --> 00:26:16,655 Mark. Pear. 468 00:26:16,758 --> 00:26:19,827 I can't believe you were married to Mr. Smoothie. 469 00:26:19,931 --> 00:26:22,310 Yeah, well, don't be fooled. 470 00:26:22,413 --> 00:26:24,655 Jack ponces around like Lord Sugar with muscles, 471 00:26:24,758 --> 00:26:27,172 but he's got the business brains of a flip-flop. 472 00:26:27,275 --> 00:26:29,896 You know the amount of times my dad's had to bail him out? 473 00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:31,482 You could launch a rocket to the moon. 474 00:26:31,586 --> 00:26:32,965 Wow. 475 00:26:33,068 --> 00:26:35,482 Dan used to chug down his protein drinks. 476 00:26:35,586 --> 00:26:36,896 No idea he branched into booze. 477 00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:39,034 Yeah, nor me till yesterday. 478 00:26:39,137 --> 00:26:46,206 I mean, these days, we only talk through lawyers. 479 00:26:46,310 --> 00:26:49,827 Honestly, Rachel, you're amazing. 480 00:26:49,931 --> 00:26:54,655 Yeah. Ginny gin. 481 00:26:54,758 --> 00:26:56,862 I mean, the way you pull that off. 482 00:26:56,965 --> 00:26:58,689 Oh, do you know, Emily, I'm still 483 00:26:58,793 --> 00:27:01,310 buzzing like a bloody rabbit. 484 00:27:01,413 --> 00:27:05,896 Do you think Steve's hot? 485 00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:08,896 Objectively handsome? Yeah. 486 00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:11,724 And Tej, my God, what is he doing in that restaurant? 487 00:27:11,827 --> 00:27:14,310 Should be working at MI-fucking-5. 488 00:27:14,413 --> 00:27:17,931 He is one annoying little twat. 489 00:27:18,034 --> 00:27:19,793 Oh, I think he's just going through some stuff. 490 00:27:19,896 --> 00:27:26,068 Yeah, well, who isn't? 491 00:27:26,172 --> 00:27:39,517 Got to get ready to meet the girls. 492 00:27:39,620 --> 00:27:44,896 That was nice. Yeah, it was. 493 00:27:45,000 --> 00:27:47,275 Look, I know that you think I'm the devil, 494 00:27:47,379 --> 00:27:50,137 but I really did get those dates mixed up. 495 00:27:50,241 --> 00:27:51,413 Yeah. 496 00:27:55,068 --> 00:28:00,862 What happened to us? 497 00:28:00,965 --> 00:28:03,793 Who's that woman you were with earlier? 498 00:28:03,896 --> 00:28:07,310 Just a friend. 499 00:28:07,413 --> 00:28:11,724 Might have been just a teeny bit jealous. 500 00:28:11,827 --> 00:28:16,896 Well, Mum's coming over in a bit to look after Bella. 501 00:28:17,000 --> 00:28:19,689 Unless you'd rather stay with her? 502 00:28:19,793 --> 00:28:21,103 I can't. 503 00:28:21,206 --> 00:28:38,551 Um, there's something I have to do. 504 00:28:38,655 --> 00:28:40,241 Steve, meet me at the school. 505 00:28:40,344 --> 00:28:47,172 We've got a situation. 506 00:28:47,275 --> 00:28:49,379 Thanks, mate. I owe you one. 507 00:28:49,482 --> 00:28:50,793 It's Rachel. She cocked up. 508 00:28:50,896 --> 00:28:52,965 She left the papers in the wrong desk. 509 00:28:53,068 --> 00:28:55,517 Really? 510 00:28:55,620 --> 00:28:57,862 Quiet in. Quiet out. 511 00:28:57,965 --> 00:29:00,862 No mess. No drama. 512 00:29:00,965 --> 00:29:23,724 Fuck! 513 00:29:23,827 --> 00:29:25,482 First floor. Room 10. 514 00:29:25,586 --> 00:29:28,965 Green door. 515 00:29:29,068 --> 00:29:32,379 All the way down. All the way. 516 00:29:32,482 --> 00:29:35,655 Spanish. Yeah. 517 00:29:35,758 --> 00:29:37,241 This is the one. 518 00:29:37,344 --> 00:29:40,965 All right. You keep watch. 519 00:29:41,068 --> 00:29:44,000 - L'chaim. - L'chaim. [laughs] 520 00:29:49,655 --> 00:29:53,448 What you did for Calum was incredible. 521 00:29:53,551 --> 00:29:57,724 You know what? I actually really enjoyed it. 522 00:29:57,827 --> 00:30:04,137 Yeah, it's just really nice not being me. 523 00:30:04,241 --> 00:30:07,344 - That's really sad. - Yeah, I know. 524 00:30:07,448 --> 00:30:09,517 You know, I might have a thing for Calum. 525 00:30:09,620 --> 00:30:11,827 It's nothing anyway, not really. 526 00:30:11,931 --> 00:30:13,344 And he stood me up anyway, so... 527 00:30:13,448 --> 00:30:17,275 could you not tell the others? 528 00:30:17,379 --> 00:30:21,413 Yeah, of course. 529 00:30:21,517 --> 00:30:26,034 As in, I... I can keep a secret. 530 00:30:26,137 --> 00:30:32,793 Even though Jack's always on at me for running my big mouth. 531 00:30:32,896 --> 00:30:39,517 I thought we hadn't spoken in months. 532 00:30:39,620 --> 00:30:43,344 Oh, my God. 533 00:30:43,448 --> 00:30:44,931 That's Bex! 534 00:30:45,034 --> 00:30:51,103 That's Calum's Bex with the headmaster! 535 00:30:51,206 --> 00:30:52,758 Phones! 536 00:30:52,862 --> 00:30:55,965 No! 537 00:30:56,068 --> 00:30:57,206 Zoom in! 538 00:30:57,310 --> 00:30:58,689 This is really going for it. 539 00:30:58,793 --> 00:31:02,551 I'm gonna zoom in, you zoom in. 540 00:31:02,655 --> 00:31:09,310 He is married, that dirty, rotten scoundrel. 541 00:31:09,413 --> 00:31:12,793 Cheers, mate. Owe you one. 542 00:31:12,896 --> 00:31:18,241 I know Rachel didn't mess this up. 543 00:31:18,344 --> 00:31:25,413 Those exam papers are still in your bag, aren't they? 544 00:31:25,517 --> 00:31:30,275 Sorry. 545 00:31:30,379 --> 00:31:36,931 I just felt too guilty. 546 00:31:37,034 --> 00:31:40,172 I've been shot in the leg. 547 00:31:40,275 --> 00:31:47,275 I cracked four ribs in a Humvee rollover. 548 00:31:47,379 --> 00:31:49,551 I've spent a night in a ditch 549 00:31:49,655 --> 00:31:56,137 in Hellmane Province with dengue fever. 550 00:31:56,241 --> 00:32:06,206 But... nothing hurts like lonely. 551 00:32:06,310 --> 00:32:08,034 Nothing. 552 00:32:55,379 --> 00:32:57,000 I'm so sorry about tonight. 553 00:32:57,103 --> 00:32:58,827 Oh, don't be. I had a great night. 554 00:32:58,931 --> 00:33:01,793 I'm about to leave. 555 00:33:01,896 --> 00:33:04,965 Let me finish. 556 00:33:05,068 --> 00:33:13,655 Intriguing. 557 00:33:13,758 --> 00:33:20,344 When Bella was born, I swore she'd have what I didn't. 558 00:33:20,448 --> 00:33:22,275 A real family. 559 00:33:22,379 --> 00:33:26,965 A home with two parents. 560 00:33:27,068 --> 00:33:29,931 And if there's even a chance, any chance, 561 00:33:30,034 --> 00:33:33,413 of giving her that, then I have to try. 562 00:33:33,517 --> 00:33:35,689 I have to get my family back. 563 00:33:35,793 --> 00:33:40,034 Because being her dad comes first before anything else. 564 00:33:40,137 --> 00:33:43,655 So... I have to stop this. 565 00:33:43,758 --> 00:33:46,724 I really don't want to hurt you. 566 00:33:46,827 --> 00:33:48,103 And it's complicated with Bex. 567 00:33:48,206 --> 00:33:51,655 I know it is. But... that's my life. 568 00:33:51,758 --> 00:33:53,379 My real life. Okay? 569 00:33:53,482 --> 00:33:55,827 And I owe it to Bella to be the kind of man 570 00:33:55,931 --> 00:33:57,827 who's going to stand up. 571 00:33:57,931 --> 00:33:59,551 - Calum. - No, but just listen to me. 572 00:33:59,655 --> 00:34:02,827 Because I know what it means now 573 00:34:02,931 --> 00:34:04,586 to be a proper dad. To have a family. 574 00:34:04,689 --> 00:34:07,034 - To be a husband. - Calum. 575 00:34:07,137 --> 00:34:09,275 Give her everything she deserves. 576 00:34:09,379 --> 00:34:11,689 Your wife's fucking the headmaster. 577 00:34:24,241 --> 00:34:28,206 Oh, my God, will you stop that? 578 00:34:28,310 --> 00:34:31,137 Sore head. 579 00:34:31,241 --> 00:34:34,206 Good night, was it? 580 00:34:34,310 --> 00:34:37,000 Just shooting the girls. Where'd you go to? 581 00:34:37,103 --> 00:34:41,827 Well, I'm not sure that's any of your business. 582 00:34:41,931 --> 00:34:43,655 I want joint custody. 583 00:34:43,758 --> 00:34:50,758 I told you that's not going to happen. 584 00:34:50,862 --> 00:34:54,137 Monroe Bar, right? 585 00:34:54,241 --> 00:35:01,586 That's, uh... Mr. Rudge. 586 00:35:01,689 --> 00:35:04,827 He's a sloppy kisser. Tell you that much. 587 00:35:04,931 --> 00:35:09,137 You had me followed. 588 00:35:09,241 --> 00:35:10,965 Joint custody. 589 00:35:11,068 --> 00:35:14,413 Or the Board of Governors gets a front row seat. 590 00:35:14,517 --> 00:35:17,103 I'm sure the local diocese will be particularly interested 591 00:35:17,206 --> 00:35:19,068 in what a certain married Mr. Rudge gets up to 592 00:35:19,172 --> 00:35:21,758 on a school night of all nights. 593 00:35:21,862 --> 00:35:26,551 - No, Calum, you can't just-- - Joint custody. 594 00:35:26,655 --> 00:35:29,034 You can't just drop that on me. 595 00:35:29,137 --> 00:35:33,655 I need, uh, time to think. 596 00:35:33,758 --> 00:35:40,000 You've got until tomorrow. 597 00:35:40,103 --> 00:35:41,896 Calum, that's... That's not... 598 00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:44,517 There's not enough time. Calum! 599 00:35:57,413 --> 00:35:59,000 Charlie, it's me. 600 00:36:11,034 --> 00:36:12,689 - Hello? - Hello, Emily. 601 00:36:12,793 --> 00:36:14,275 It's Alex Clark from Whittaker Loans. 602 00:36:14,379 --> 00:36:15,724 Yeah, hi. Hi. 603 00:36:15,827 --> 00:36:18,620 We'd like to offer you the job. 604 00:36:18,724 --> 00:36:22,068 Uh, thank you. That's amazing news. 605 00:36:22,172 --> 00:36:24,931 Quite frankly, I thought I'd repelled you. 606 00:36:25,034 --> 00:36:28,482 Honestly, it was a no-brainer after Dan put you forward. 607 00:36:28,586 --> 00:36:31,206 - Sorry, Dan who? - Dan Marshall. 608 00:36:31,310 --> 00:36:33,517 He's been working on our new website. 609 00:36:33,620 --> 00:36:35,758 He said you're a total PR whiz who could spin 610 00:36:35,862 --> 00:36:38,034 any disaster into a front page trial. 611 00:36:38,137 --> 00:36:39,586 Mm-hmm. 612 00:36:46,965 --> 00:36:49,586 You set me up on a pity interview, you cretin! 613 00:36:49,689 --> 00:36:51,000 Do you think this makes everything okay? 614 00:36:51,103 --> 00:36:55,034 It just wipes your guilt away. Fuck, Dan! 615 00:36:55,137 --> 00:36:57,034 Have you and Charlotte been laughing about me 616 00:36:57,137 --> 00:36:59,241 - behind my back? - It wasn't a pity interview, 617 00:36:59,344 --> 00:37:00,689 not in any way, shape, or form. 618 00:37:00,793 --> 00:37:02,068 When are you going to stop humiliating me 619 00:37:02,172 --> 00:37:03,689 when there's nothing left? 620 00:37:03,793 --> 00:37:04,965 When you've rinsed me of every... 621 00:37:05,068 --> 00:37:06,793 No, sorry, no, I'm not having this. 622 00:37:06,896 --> 00:37:09,793 I will always be more sorry than you can possibly imagine 623 00:37:09,896 --> 00:37:12,793 for what I did to you. 624 00:37:12,896 --> 00:37:14,586 Has that changed the fact that you're brilliant at your job? 625 00:37:14,689 --> 00:37:16,724 I am brilliant at my job, Dan, yes. 626 00:37:16,827 --> 00:37:19,413 Yes, you are brilliant at your job. 627 00:37:19,517 --> 00:37:23,413 Remember Lin and Maroshkin's son, the hit and run? 628 00:37:23,517 --> 00:37:25,068 - Yeah. - He still sends me 629 00:37:25,172 --> 00:37:26,448 Christmas gifts, really fucking good ones, actually. 630 00:37:26,551 --> 00:37:27,793 Yeah. 631 00:37:27,896 --> 00:37:30,862 And let's not forget, Ray's ready. 632 00:37:30,965 --> 00:37:32,206 Jimmy the Blade, Dan. 633 00:37:32,310 --> 00:37:35,620 He's from Cheshire, not Mockney Wick. 634 00:37:35,724 --> 00:37:37,724 Oh, my God, you're so annoying. 635 00:37:37,827 --> 00:37:39,862 Hate me. I deserve it, 636 00:37:39,965 --> 00:37:42,724 but you do not deserve to lose out on this job. 637 00:37:42,827 --> 00:37:49,172 Okay, Ems. I need to go, okay? 638 00:37:49,275 --> 00:37:57,448 Hm. 639 00:37:57,551 --> 00:37:59,206 Who was that, babe? 640 00:37:59,310 --> 00:38:02,965 Oh, the estate agent. Uh, no bites yet. 641 00:38:25,275 --> 00:38:29,758 - Hi. - Hey. 642 00:38:29,862 --> 00:38:31,551 So I... 643 00:38:31,655 --> 00:38:34,034 I think I knackered it when I yanked it out, 644 00:38:34,137 --> 00:38:37,241 you know, when I was saying all that stuff. 645 00:38:37,344 --> 00:38:39,655 Can you fix it? 646 00:38:39,758 --> 00:38:41,448 Obviously. 647 00:38:41,551 --> 00:38:44,620 Well, that's good. 648 00:38:44,724 --> 00:38:46,862 Also, I just... 649 00:38:46,965 --> 00:38:49,344 I wanted to say that I'm sorry. 650 00:38:49,448 --> 00:38:52,793 I was a bitch. And it wasn't about you. 651 00:38:52,896 --> 00:38:58,793 I just get like that when I'm stressed. 652 00:38:58,896 --> 00:39:07,241 Sorry, too. 653 00:39:07,344 --> 00:39:09,448 My daughter. 654 00:39:09,551 --> 00:39:12,310 A year ago. 655 00:39:12,413 --> 00:39:15,379 She was born sleeping. 656 00:39:18,310 --> 00:39:22,103 Tej. 657 00:39:22,206 --> 00:39:25,448 She's beautiful. 658 00:39:25,551 --> 00:39:39,034 Yeah. 659 00:39:39,137 --> 00:39:48,344 Yeah, I really am sorry. 660 00:39:48,448 --> 00:39:53,344 I'm sorry you're lonely. 661 00:39:53,448 --> 00:39:56,034 At least we have the club. 662 00:39:56,137 --> 00:39:58,827 Yeah. Yeah. 663 00:40:41,034 --> 00:40:42,965 Good shabbos. 664 00:40:43,068 --> 00:40:44,517 You forgot to tap up Parentpay. 665 00:40:44,620 --> 00:40:46,000 Oh, sorry, babe. I'll do that for you. 666 00:40:46,103 --> 00:40:47,931 Oh, yeah. I found your slider. 667 00:40:48,034 --> 00:40:49,793 Thanks, Joshy. Total sweetheart. 668 00:40:49,896 --> 00:40:52,103 Oh, listen, kids. By the way, Grandma's not coming tonight. 669 00:40:52,206 --> 00:40:54,068 Her back's still playing up. 670 00:40:55,448 --> 00:40:57,137 Oh, wow. 671 00:40:57,241 --> 00:40:59,586 Here's my beautiful wife. 672 00:40:59,689 --> 00:41:04,034 Hello, darling, how are you? 673 00:41:04,137 --> 00:41:06,896 - Where's dinner? - It'll be about ten minutes. 674 00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:08,517 Great. Sit down. I'm starving. 675 00:41:08,620 --> 00:41:10,551 Thank you very much. 676 00:41:10,655 --> 00:41:12,620 Kids, there's no gadgets at the table, please. 677 00:41:12,724 --> 00:41:14,758 Come on, put them away. 678 00:41:14,862 --> 00:41:17,241 Underneath the table. [chuckles] 679 00:41:17,344 --> 00:41:18,827 [whispers] Good girl. 680 00:41:18,931 --> 00:41:21,379 I like the shirt, Joshy. 681 00:41:21,482 --> 00:41:22,724 How are you? How was your day? 682 00:41:22,827 --> 00:41:24,172 - Good, good, yeah. - Good? 683 00:41:24,275 --> 00:41:26,172 - Mm-hmm. - Lovely. This looks amazing. 684 00:41:26,275 --> 00:41:27,827 Go on, Lula. 685 00:41:27,931 --> 00:41:30,931 [exhaling deeply] 686 00:41:33,827 --> 00:41:35,517 Dad! 687 00:41:35,620 --> 00:41:38,000 You all right? 688 00:41:38,103 --> 00:41:39,379 Yep. You okay? 689 00:41:39,482 --> 00:41:46,517 Come on, madam. I'm going to be late. 690 00:41:46,620 --> 00:41:49,620 Well? 691 00:41:49,724 --> 00:41:52,172 You show the governors your sordid little video. 692 00:41:52,275 --> 00:41:55,896 Like the sad creep that you've become. 693 00:41:56,000 --> 00:41:57,896 Charlie's leaving his wife. 694 00:41:58,000 --> 00:41:59,379 He was going to wait till the end of the year 695 00:41:59,482 --> 00:42:01,310 to do it, but he got headhunted last week. 696 00:42:01,413 --> 00:42:04,551 International school. Barcelona. 697 00:42:06,344 --> 00:42:08,241 Whoa. Barcelona? 698 00:42:08,344 --> 00:42:09,344 When? 699 00:42:09,448 --> 00:42:11,896 Soon. Take me to court. 700 00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:14,965 See if they care. 701 00:42:15,068 --> 00:42:18,862 Or... see if you can afford it. 702 00:42:18,965 --> 00:42:39,103 Loser. 703 00:42:39,206 --> 00:42:40,482 Calum. 704 00:42:41,655 --> 00:42:43,655 We found blood traces 3 meters away 705 00:42:43,758 --> 00:42:46,413 from where the body was recovered. 706 00:42:46,517 --> 00:42:50,586 DNA matches yours. 707 00:42:50,689 --> 00:42:54,896 Mate, the reason we were able to identify you 708 00:42:55,000 --> 00:42:57,793 was because your DNA was already in our system. 709 00:42:57,896 --> 00:43:01,517 Michelle Kavanagh. 710 00:43:01,620 --> 00:43:04,758 You were with her the night she died. 711 00:43:04,862 --> 00:43:10,275 What is this? 712 00:43:10,379 --> 00:43:16,827 I came in here of more than free will to help this investigation. 713 00:43:16,931 --> 00:43:19,103 Yeah. 714 00:43:19,206 --> 00:43:20,965 - I'm leaving. - We're not finished, Calum. 715 00:43:21,068 --> 00:43:22,517 If you had anything credible to charge me with, 716 00:43:22,620 --> 00:43:23,931 you'd have done it by now. 717 00:43:24,034 --> 00:43:29,931 They never did find her body, did they? 718 00:43:30,034 --> 00:43:31,758 You have no idea what you're talking about. 719 00:43:31,862 --> 00:43:33,482 [exhales deeply] Still carrying that guilt around? 720 00:43:33,586 --> 00:43:34,965 - Shut your fucking mouth! - All right. 721 00:43:35,068 --> 00:43:37,068 This interview is over. Time to leave. 722 00:43:42,000 --> 00:43:45,034 - Come on, I'll show you out. - I'll show myself out.